Kyle Farnsworth, masterbaker

See, Toast? He serves a purpose after all.

The Dugout, on Roger Clemens

	HGHLOL: Are you SERIOUS? You cheated on me for 10 years with a minor! That's statutory rape!
	OldLOL: Now to be fair I only statutory raped that girl for 3 years. After that it was perfectly legal.

And so much more.

Bonus Dugout: How not to play GTA4.