Read the f&@#*ing chart!

Petulant, arrogant bastards

More whining from the Wall Street rich.

Cancel the internets

Batman wins (NSFW NSFW NSFW)



The backstory: Christian Bale blew up on set of the latest Terminator flick, and unleashed a profane tirade of epic proportions. That audio is around everywhere, but it's mostly just:

"Fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking FUCK FUCK fucking fucky fuck!!! You fucking fuck fucker!!! Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you know who the fuck I am?! Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck, to the fuck of the fucking fuck! FUCK! What the fuck?! Fucking fuckity fuck fuck. I am the Mayor of Fuckington and you are a fucking fuck fuckerfuck! Have you ever heard anyone say fuck so much?! I am LORD FUCK, you fucking fucker! And don't fucking forget it!"
(Transcript courtesy Melissa McEwan)

Anyway, Bale REMIX is much more entertaining.

More totalitarianism

It's ridiculous that we have to go through this shit.

Irony has been dead for a while now...

... but they keep kicking, and kicking, and kicking.



Really, Laura? Really? (sorry, SNL)

Do I really need to mention New Orleans? I didn't think so.