Sing it, sister!

Kiss her on the... lips.

This rocks out loud, and is hilarious at the same time.

If nothing else, the alphabet works.

Here are 20 Songs About Cunnilingus.

And if you haven't heard song #4, that's a MUST LISTEN. Totally NSFW/kids/everything else, just for fair warning. Vulgar doesn't even come close. Awesome.

Speechless

Unless "ouch" counts as speech.

The Onion rulez, you drool

TJ sent me the latest (both NSFW):


Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

and this one is fucking brilliant:


Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

Wow.

Round the bases

Amanda knocks one out of the park.

People aren’t going to work up the energy to demonize Levi Johnston, because he didn’t do anything that young men like him aren’t supposed to do in the pro-patriarchal mindset. Getting drunk and getting laid is a young man’s right, is it not? It’s the women involved who are obliged to set limits, not wear that skirt (you knew what would happen!), and pay the price when the inevitable happens. Once you look at it from a man’s point of view, the punishing nature of the Anti-Sex League becomes really obvious indeed, and all the hand-waving about fetal life in the world can’t change that, because men can’t get abortions. Once you realize that marching pregnant young women to the altar to marry them off as punishment for fooling around means that a man gets punished with an unhappy marriage, then then injustice of it becomes that much easier to focus on.

Inevitably, the logic of sexism turns around and bites men, too. You can only conceal for so long that women’s liberation has more benefits for most men than drawbacks. Doing more dishes than maybe you had to in the past is a small price to pay for not being forced to get married to someone who hates you at 19 out of duty. Certainly, I was amused this morning at how Ace of Spades and his commenters were unable to get that their bitterness towards Jessica for writing about her upcoming wedding said more about their own self-imposed inabilities to ever really get how great love between equals can be---they’re victims of their own propaganda. That the result of marriage-and-childbirth-as-punishment-for-sexual-sin regime doesn’t do men any favors isn’t going to stay a secret for long. That’s why Schiffren’s post was pretty much an admission of defeat---people should get married just so they can subject their child to a divorce? Because they were naughty and did things with their lady parts and gentleman junk that Schiffren disapproves of? Yeah, not buying it. Making Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin hold hands and look stupid at the RNC did more to bolster the cause of comprehensive sex education than all the research in the world could have. People can be stupid, but they’re not so stupid as to think that people should deliberately enter bad relationships as self-flagellation for fucking. Maybe we could accept it if only women were involved (we still have sad polling data to indicate this is true), but it’s not just women, and you can’t hide that forever.

Sex is like pizza...

The Bad Sex Writing awards are out, and there are some doozies.

I kissed his mouth ravenously, devouring his neck, earlobes, chest. He broke free with muscular ease, unhooked my bra with composed expertise, found my nipple and flicked his tongue back and forth until it went hard. His towel fell away. Sebastian's erect member was so big I mistook it for some sort of monument in the centre of a town. I almost started directing traffic around it.

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'Open your thighs,' he urged as he parted the folds of her vulva. 'You are so moist down there.'

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'Perhaps you'd like to take off your shorts.'
'Do I have to?'
'I think you do.'

Hott!

The importance of sex education

Saw this a few days ago, but forgot to post it.

Doubleyoo. Tee. Eff?!?!

I can't even begin to summarize this story.

I'm all for role-playing. But Concentration Camps?

More here.

Is there a Godwin's Law corollary that covers orgies?