South Park - Episode 1

It's true, ask anyone in 5th grade!
If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore, I'd want you to tell me.
Woo-hoo!
Every time I see them, I get so tingly.
You're going to let a girl put her mouth on your wiener?!


{ho. lee. shit. There are some untranscribable things going on right now...} The Purity Ring song was awesome.


Grey's Anatomy?! What kind of douchebag garbage are you watching?
Do you want the Jonas Brothers to douse you with their white foam?
You think God is in control here?
When little girls' gynies tickle, I make money!
Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to realize I sell sex to their daughters.
Because Christians are retarded. The believe in a talking dead guy.
We're way too young to be this boring. There'll be plenty of time to wear rings and be boring and lame once we're in our 30s...

Knowing is half the battle.