Showing posts with label what women want. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what women want. Show all posts

Friday, May 16, 2008

Damn I'm smooth

I forgot my iPod home a couple days ago, so on my way to work, during the seemingly interminable commercial breaks for Mike and Mike, I switched to Free Beer and Hot Wings, your typical Morning Zoo-type show. They were talking about a survey some men's magazine (I think Men's Health) did in conjunction with some university research team. They studied people watching porn.

So one of the hosts says to the others, "I'll give you five standard porn scenes, and you tell me, from most arousing to least arousing, which the women watching them preferred."

The scenes were:
Man performing oral on woman
Doggy
Woman masturbating
Anal
Woman performing oral on man

The other three people took a few second to write down their lists, and then compared to the real results. They all sucked at it. Of course, the woman on the team happened to be out that day. She's pretty funny, and would have provided some insight, so that was unfortunate timing.

Anyway, I aced it. I was absolutely sure about 1, 2, and 5; 3 and 4, I was waffling a bit, but made my best educated guess.

From most arousing to least, here's what women watching porn preferred:

1. Woman performing oral on man
2. Doggy
3. Anal
4. Woman masturbating
5. Man performing oral on woman


Please share your thoughts and opinions.