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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Dugout, on Roger Clemens


HGHLOL: Are you SERIOUS? You cheated on me for 10 years with a minor! That's statutory rape!
OldLOL: Now to be fair I only statutory raped that girl for 3 years. After that it was perfectly legal.

And so much more.

Bonus Dugout: How not to play GTA4.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Roger

So, has Roger Clemens received any back-room assurances that he'll get the Scooter Libby treatment?

Sure is possible, considering how divided along party lines the hearings were on Wednesday. Republicans attacked McNamee (and slurped Clemens) across the board. Could that be because Clemens is from Texas. Perhaps?

Those hearings were great comedy. I had ESPN radio on, so I could listen to Mike & Mike, Colin Cowherd, and Mike Tirico play just the most important soundbites, and I had the hearings themselves on TV, muted, just to check out body language. Oh, yeah, I was working from home because I had a doctor appointment, and we had that huge snow/ice/rain/sleet clusterfucktastrophe. There was no way I was spending two hours in a car heading to work, and two hours heading back. I put in a full work day here, even counting the time running errands.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Ok, then.