Last night's episode was insane as usual. The guys are still bringin' it.
Sully does them justice.
Showing posts with label South Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Park. Show all posts
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
South Park - Episode 1
It's true, ask anyone in 5th grade!
If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore, I'd want you to tell me.
Woo-hoo!
Every time I see them, I get so tingly.
You're going to let a girl put her mouth on your wiener?!
{ho. lee. shit. There are some untranscribable things going on right now...} The Purity Ring song was awesome.
Grey's Anatomy?! What kind of douchebag garbage are you watching?
Do you want the Jonas Brothers to douse you with their white foam?
You think God is in control here?
When little girls' gynies tickle, I make money!
Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to realize I sell sex to their daughters.
Because Christians are retarded. The believe in a talking dead guy.
We're way too young to be this boring. There'll be plenty of time to wear rings and be boring and lame once we're in our 30s...
Knowing is half the battle.
If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore, I'd want you to tell me.
Woo-hoo!
Every time I see them, I get so tingly.
You're going to let a girl put her mouth on your wiener?!
{ho. lee. shit. There are some untranscribable things going on right now...} The Purity Ring song was awesome.
Grey's Anatomy?! What kind of douchebag garbage are you watching?
Do you want the Jonas Brothers to douse you with their white foam?
You think God is in control here?
When little girls' gynies tickle, I make money!
Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to realize I sell sex to their daughters.
Because Christians are retarded. The believe in a talking dead guy.
We're way too young to be this boring. There'll be plenty of time to wear rings and be boring and lame once we're in our 30s...
Knowing is half the battle.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
South Park: still the best show on television
I don't know where this fits into the top-10 episodes list, but it definitely jumps in there somewhere.
Indiana Jones/Lucas/Spielberg, our Chinese overlords, racism & xenophobia (and the ignorance associated with such), dick dick dick dick dick dick, rape in movies, the destruction of childhood innocence, and who knows what else.
Hello, please.
Indiana Jones/Lucas/Spielberg, our Chinese overlords, racism & xenophobia (and the ignorance associated with such), dick dick dick dick dick dick, rape in movies, the destruction of childhood innocence, and who knows what else.
Hello, please.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
It's ectoplasm!
I've been neglectful in my South Park blogging, but the wife and I watched the last two episodes tonight off the DVR. I had seen them already, but I figured I would share.
Last week's "Eeek! A Penis!" was very good, covering
• gender identity
• trendy teaching methods (via Cartman as Edward James Olmos in Stand and Deliver)
• growing organs in labs
• Bill Bellichick, and all white people, cheating to get ahead (I misinterpreted the rules)
• abortion as career move
This week's "Over Logging" chronicled, quite accurately, our dependence on the internet, while sending up
• The Grapes of Wrath
• Internet porn desensitizing us to "real life" sexual stimuli
• long-distance internet relationships
• zombies
The two highlights were easily the newscasters not being able to get any news on why the internet was down, because they didn't have any internet; and, of course, Randy in the Red Cross trailer.
Last week's "Eeek! A Penis!" was very good, covering
• gender identity
• trendy teaching methods (via Cartman as Edward James Olmos in Stand and Deliver)
• growing organs in labs
• Bill Bellichick, and all white people, cheating to get ahead (I misinterpreted the rules)
• abortion as career move
This week's "Over Logging" chronicled, quite accurately, our dependence on the internet, while sending up
• The Grapes of Wrath
• Internet porn desensitizing us to "real life" sexual stimuli
• long-distance internet relationships
• zombies
The two highlights were easily the newscasters not being able to get any news on why the internet was down, because they didn't have any internet; and, of course, Randy in the Red Cross trailer.
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
South Park
Holy crap what an episode.
And yes, all that somehow made sense.
Best one yet this season.
- Heavy Metal (as in the movie). Fantastic artwork, btw.
- Anne Frank.
- Gateway drugs, and the drug wars in general.
- Bogus excuses for addiction.
- Wives as props at public apologies.
And yes, all that somehow made sense.
Best one yet this season.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
South Park blogging
If I can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls, remember? It's in the contract.
I don't want the code-name "Blackie"
Dragonwind to Faggot. Come in Faggot.
F-f-f-f-f-aggot here.
(something or other, I can't remember)
OK, F-f-f-f-f-aggot out.
Kyle, suck my balls.
I believe a certain someone gets to put his balls in a certain someone's mouth.
Of course they're imaginary. It doesn't mean they aren't real!
Leprechaun: Come aboard kids. I have something to show you!
Butters: Are you going to rape us?
Leprechaun: Uh... no.
(Angelos: I so want to visit Imaginationland. I might even get to see God!)
Wow, this "terrorist attack" scene may be the best thing they've ever done. And Sean Connery as the dragon just clinched it.
OK, I give up. I can't keep up with this. MUST WATCH!!!!! The courtroom scene just clinched it.
This is a victory for justice. And my balls.
This is why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyamalamanaanamanmanam.
UPDATE: To be continued!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! You fucking bastards!
I don't want the code-name "Blackie"
Dragonwind to Faggot. Come in Faggot.
F-f-f-f-f-aggot here.
(something or other, I can't remember)
OK, F-f-f-f-f-aggot out.
Kyle, suck my balls.
I believe a certain someone gets to put his balls in a certain someone's mouth.
Of course they're imaginary. It doesn't mean they aren't real!
Leprechaun: Come aboard kids. I have something to show you!
Butters: Are you going to rape us?
Leprechaun: Uh... no.
(Angelos: I so want to visit Imaginationland. I might even get to see God!)
Wow, this "terrorist attack" scene may be the best thing they've ever done. And Sean Connery as the dragon just clinched it.
OK, I give up. I can't keep up with this. MUST WATCH!!!!! The courtroom scene just clinched it.
This is a victory for justice. And my balls.
This is why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyamalamanaanamanmanam.
UPDATE: To be continued!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! You fucking bastards!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Cock! Shit! Asshole! Shitbag!
South Park rules.
That is all.
"Did Cartman just say shitballs to the principal?"
"If I could yell tampon dipshit in the classroom I'd be so happy."
Wow, the censors must have had a ball with this one.
"Piiiisssss!"
"Piss in my ass!"
"Piss, coming from my ass!"
OK, really, it's not that juvenile. Or maybe it is.
"Big nosed kike!"
"Isn't having Tourette's awesome?"
That is all.
"Did Cartman just say shitballs to the principal?"
"If I could yell tampon dipshit in the classroom I'd be so happy."
Wow, the censors must have had a ball with this one.
"Piiiisssss!"
"Piss in my ass!"
"Piss, coming from my ass!"
OK, really, it's not that juvenile. Or maybe it is.
"Big nosed kike!"
"Isn't having Tourette's awesome?"
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