The Onion rulez, you drool

TJ sent me the latest (both NSFW):


Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

and this one is fucking brilliant:


Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

Wow.

Kafkaesque

The Onion goes thinky:



That's some serious funny but you have to rewind and pause a lot, looking for details. Good stuff.

Hah!

(h/t Atrios)

(NSFW and kids!)

Now what?

This is funny. Inaccurate, but funny. Now is the time to get wonkish about health care, bitchez!

I'm Jimmy Fucking Carter, bitch!

Can't. Stop. Laughing.


(h/t Mr. Furious)