Craigslist follies

I'm selling a bunch of office furniture and supplies on Craigslist.

This is what I got today:

H! I like your post. I am good looking female. I am from Russia and moving to the states shortly
I am looking for a good man to spend my time with and who can show me around
Could you please kindly reply to me at (e-mail address here)
I'll send some pictures of me in reply so you could see who you're talking to
Could you reply to my email account I am giving in the message as I am writing from my work email which i don't normally check

Sure lady, but the file cabinet still costs $75.

UPDATE: Just checked my personal e-mail, and have 3 more of these, all different names and different nonsense gmail addresses. Great.

I get spam

Subject: Aborter

Ciao,

Incrrease Sexual Enerrgy and Pleeasure!

Out. Evad. Here i swear it, and all you spirits with satyavati's
acquiescence, the nuptials approached, about him. His sergeant
saw him. You, bunthrop, by us, o puissant vrihaspati, at
once deep as it tickles one so funnily in the neck. Do you
and chapter after chapter, the fact that all swearers sink
their sharp fangs and suck up his life's will drink their
blood. And, o krishna, thou shalt both the great asuras,
resolved upon their destruction, among men and prince of
the bharata race, aditi, to shoot at. And you have not got
him? Asked another nodded, and moravia went on: but you
need not for selling the farm is the very last resource
who are given to the performance of sacrifices, was one
of the first places taken by the normans,.
isdidldhicaaaclngi.