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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Name Game

  1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): "Alexy Angelos"

  2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): "Richard (Dick) Angelos"

  3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): "Tzange"

  4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): "Purple Leonburger"

  5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): "George Wilton"

  6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): "The Blue Mojito"

  7. Fly (?) Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): "Anis" Shut up.

  8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): "Rocky Road Chocolate Chip"

  9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): "Jake Joseph" (Jake is dead now, so we're petless)

  10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): "Duke Locust"


I have to add, my friend Dave's porn name is Fudgy Warren, which still gets me giggling every time I think of it. I just want to know if he's a top or a bottom. That's probably my all-time favorite. Then again, I have two female friends, Jane and Randee, that have classic porn names as is. I won't write their last names here, but just trust me.

If you haven't already done this, you're tagged.

Also see Toast, Tart, Kona, Phydeaux, Wilde, Tracy.

By the way, since everyone's asking, my guess is that "fly name" should mean the abbreviated 1st initial/1st syllable thing, like A-Rod. In which case, the instructions are wrong. Just my two cents.

A-Tze sucks, but I can see Tracy being a T-San. Tart only has a one-syllable last name, so she's fucked. J-San is kinda lame for Toast, E-Wil is OK, but I'd cheat a bit and make it E-Wild.