Chist I hate Sean Penn

Shitty actor; annoying celebrity; smug, self-righteous prick.

I had the SAG awards on, not really paying attention, just background noise. Something started annoying me. I look up, and sure enough, it's fuckwad on my TV. He won for Milk.

I had to change the channel.

Dick

Apparently you can say "dick" on Comedy Central now.