This is why the product you buy is cheap...

Yowza.

Of course, regulations can be ridiculous and overbearing.

But come on.

I guess anything that keeps taxes low is worth a few crippled and disfigured furriners.

In which I hate Shakespeare's Sister

For inflicting this on me.




Wow. Just wow.

I can just picture the Old White Male TV Executives trying to relate to "today's youth" with this powerful message about the danger of gangs.

Your Preznit is a fucking moron.

*headdesk*

In case you aren't following "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Tryouts" on CMT...

...our vice-president is someone named Candi Rice.

The Wife adds: "Even they have standards. She got cut."

And no, I'm not partaking in this particular TV delight. I'm in the basement watching the Yankees.

In The Wife's defense, it's been a veeeeery long week. And "Big Fat Greek Wedding" was in commercial break. So, she has that going for her...

There's been an audio explosion...

...in my pants.

Gotta start saving my pennies.

Planes colliding mid-air

Video here.

Cool.

I'm insanely curious to know what this looks like from inside the plane.


Gizmodo has a short gif "video" of this too.

Wow. I know this happens a lot, but seeing it is another thing entirely.

Ho. Lee. Crap.

That's a big damned plane.