Jon Stewart, you almost cost me a brand new $50 keyboard

UPDATED!!!

During his take-down of the hearing over the effectiveness of "abstinence education," he was making fun of ultra-wingnut Sam Brownback.

Brownback said something about "modern culture" going against the teachings in his household. To which Stewart retorted something along the lines of "boys have a God Stick, girls have a Shame Cave, and we'll never speak of this again."

Just, of course, as I had taken a sip of my Chivas.

I'm usually up on the lingo, but those were new to me. Fortunately, I was able to redirect my spit/cough toward the general vicinity of my trash can. Still had some clean-up to do, but better that than all over my computer.

UPDATE: Here it is...