Come on, you know you this is don't you? If you do, congrats, but if you don't, please do take a minute to ponder before you go reading his douchetastic story.
Really, you know who this douche is, even if you don't.
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Showing posts with label douchebag on line 3. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
A douche off the ol' block
I think we have a new leader in Douchebags - Punchable Face Division.
Come on, you know you this is don't you? If you do, congrats, but if you don't, please do take a minute to ponder before you go reading his douchetastic story.
Really, you know who this douche is, even if you don't.
Come on, you know you this is don't you? If you do, congrats, but if you don't, please do take a minute to ponder before you go reading his douchetastic story.
Really, you know who this douche is, even if you don't.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Saturday, September 20, 2008
You know Wall Street's in trouble when...
Douchebag i-bankers can't afford their whor girlfriends any more.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Olympic musings
What's with all the ugly sportsmanship this year? I thought Usain Bolt was bad in the 100, but the men's and women's British 4x400 teams, in heats, were just fucking terrible. The woman lollygagged her ass to the line for that last 80 meters or so and almost lost the 3rd qualifying spot. The men's anchor was taunting as he crossed the finish line, waving his baton, doing the "shhhhhh" finger-to-mouth thing, etc. Is your goal in life to be hateable?
I really hope the Jamaicans crush them in the final.
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Speaking of crush, the men's 4x100 was hilarious. I think a couple teams were still on the baton exchange when Powell crossed the finish line. Bolt could have won the damned thing, and he was just jogging out the momentum after the handoff and exhorting Powell to go. That's gotta be embarrassing for everyone else. Almost a full second to second place? Wow.
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The woman who is part of the diving announcing team is almost Susyn Waldman-level terrible.
I really hope the Jamaicans crush them in the final.
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Speaking of crush, the men's 4x100 was hilarious. I think a couple teams were still on the baton exchange when Powell crossed the finish line. Bolt could have won the damned thing, and he was just jogging out the momentum after the handoff and exhorting Powell to go. That's gotta be embarrassing for everyone else. Almost a full second to second place? Wow.
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The woman who is part of the diving announcing team is almost Susyn Waldman-level terrible.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Great "banned" commercials
For some reason, this didn't make the cut for the Super Bowl.
OK, TJ pointed this out in comments. I didn't browse the "related videos" section last night, I was just kind of goofing off before going to bed.
This one is even better.
OK, TJ pointed this out in comments. I didn't browse the "related videos" section last night, I was just kind of goofing off before going to bed.
This one is even better.
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