Mesmerizing

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I bet that cameraman got a bonus, though.

Marco!

I should add that this is funny because it was posted on a major new site's photo-stream, where they just grab a bunch of pictures and make a gallery.

It was up for a couple hours until they realized...

Best earworm ever. Or worst. I'm not sure.

You know when you hear a tune and you don't know what the song called? And to make it worse, you know the parody lyrics?

Well, that's the tune the ice-cream truck around here uses. Every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday night.

So here I am, working late, and all I can think is:

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they woggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?


Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Anyway, here are the rest of the words, because I like to share. Misery loves company, after all.

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they woggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a bag that has a boulder?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs sit high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're cold?
Do they turn on every guy?
Do you wave them at your lover?
Do they run and look for cover?
Do your boobs sit high?

Do your boobs flop wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little tease?
Do they pop from your brassiere?
When you drive, do they like to steer?
Do your boobs flop wide?