I'm sure you have been jonesing to find out what happened since my last fantasy summary post.
After a frustrating bye week, the Fucknecks kicked some major ass, dispatching Fridge's Authoriteh with ease in the semis, and ruthlessly crushing Toast's Problem Child in the finals.
I had a 2 point lead going into Sunday night's big game, with Darren Sproles still to play, while Toast had Eddie Royal. This truly could have gone either way. Except... DENVER SUCKS! It turned into a laugher as Sproles relieved LDT and scored two garbage time touchdowns and a accumulated an Imperial buttload of yards.
And when, you ask, did I make the genius move of putting Sproles in my lineup? Oh, about 5 minutes after I picked him up the day before the game, prepping my roster early because I'd be on a plane when the games started!
I'm a genius, I tell you. Anyway, real happy with this one. League's point leader, overall best record, and now champion. All after losing my #1 pick 8 minutes into the season. Who would have thunk that juggling Matt Ryan, Kyle Orton, Matt Cassel, and Joe Flacco would lead me to a good fantasy year?
My team MVP? Tough call, but I'll go with Michael Turner, because Brandon Jacobs was hurt too much this year.
In my other league, I... WON!!!
Yes, Learn to Logic rode a 6th seed (7-7 regular season) playoff invite to my second title in three leagues.
The Corn Snakes went down in a blaze of suck, with only her kicker and Defense scoring in double digits.
Hey, that Sproles character seems familiar... and you know your league has a whack scoring system when the Cutlerfucker can score you 43 points with an 8745-interception performance.
Fantasy is always fun, if for nothing else than opportunity to talk smack with your leaguemates, and March can't come soon enough.
Is it baseball season yet? I need to find myself a second league, because being in just Toast's Blue States Baseball League won't be enough.
