The greatest blog post in the history of blogkind

Would be this one.

You see, it's beautifully, amazingly, ridiculously funny, in a completely esoteric way. You get it, or you have no fucking idea what's going on.

"But there a million funny posts out there, full of esoterica," you say? Well, you are correct. I must grant you that.

They didn't take this much math. And they weren't about baseball. So they lose.

This one's for you, Mike.