O. M. F. S. M.

I'm trying to figure out how to embed this here, but holy fucking shit.

You MUSTMUSTMUSTMUST watch the first video here, the "beauty queen" on Wife Swap.

What's the over-under on divorces for her? I'll give you 3.5, and take the over.

What a useless piece of shit. And it's not even her fault. The blame is squarely on the shoulders of her parents. They have simply destroyed her life.