So I've got that going for me, which is nice

I went to the doctor today, trying to find a cause for some nasty headaches.

The assistant takes me back to the room, and we make idle chit-chat while she takes my BP and all that stuff. I made a couple aneurysm jokes, but also seriously added that I know of two people around my age who almost died, and one who did, from brain aneurysms they thought were "just headaches."

She agreed, might as well check it out.

"Do you have kids?" she asks.

"No."

"Well, you're still valuable," she said, unconvincingly.


W. T. F?