On my commute home today, the following two songs came up back-to-back:
The Vapors - Turning Japanese
Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
Well, then.
If I owned Green Day's Longview, would that have been next?
That's the "songs about masturbation" trifecta right there.
(And no, that Divinyls POS that I was forced to endure endlessly in 1990 doesn't count. No subtlety.)
I wonder what my drive to work will have to tell me tomorrow.