Friday link dump

OK, before I post a dozen more times tonight, let's consolidate:

Immigration officials promise green cards for sex
Tom Brady gives the evil eye, hearts NY
Management was "sharing" the barista tip pool at Starbucks
Should I wax my buttcrack?
Five household items that will get you off
XKCD hits my nerdy bone again
Amy Winehouse with electrical tape on her tits
Some great LOLs: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6