Meet Kenneth Page. Highly sought-after, highly recruited high school football player. He eventually signed with Clemson. Clemson's school color seems to be mighty similar to that of the shirt Mr. Page is wearing.
Not that I'm implying anything here.
Tommy Bowden, Clemson coach, should be quite proud of signing such a hard-working young man. Maybe Tracy can confirm this for me, but the purple strip is 100 $20 bills. So we're talking $20,000 cash right there. That's a lot of newspaper routes, shoveled driveways, mowed lawns, and other chores. And a remarkable savings ethic!
I'm sure he only took this picture down from his MySpace page because he knew he was exposing himself to he criminal element. Not because someone at Clemson FREAKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!
